Guy Hits Bowl With Uncomfortable Amount of Tongue

It’s not like I ever pay attention to how people are smoking,” said bowl owner Louis Wright. “But he was slathering his tongue over the mouth like he was wetting a reed instrument. How am I not supposed to notice that? When he passed it off to the next guy, it was like taking a chew toy from a St. Bernard.”


“I didn’t want to put my mouth on that bowl after what I’d just seen,” said smoker Emilia Diaz. “So I tried to hover over it — like a gas station bathroom kind of thing — and suck in really hard. It didn’t work, so I pretended to cough and said, ‘Man, that’s good shit,’ and just passed it off to the next person.”