Update: Fuck hockey

Update: Fuck hockey

TORONTO – Earlier reports indicate that the nation has collectively said ‘fuck it’ to hockey since basketball is now the official sport of Canada.

Despite hundreds of billions of hours the country spends watching their NHL teams lose, Canadians from coast-to-coast realized they had been watching and playing the wrong sport for over a century the moment they locked eyes on a Toronto Raptors playoff game.

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