Quebec law requires all circumcised government workers to wear secular foreskin covers

QUEBEC CITY – All circumcised men in positions of authority within the province of Quebec are now legally compelled to wear an artificial foreskin cover in the workplace.

An overlooked regulation in Quebec’s Bill 21 extends the legislation’s commitment to laïcité from head to below the belt.

“We know there are certain religions out there that believe snipping the tip signifies a covenant with God,” said Simon Jolin-Barrette, Quebec’s Minister of Immigration, Diversity, and Inclusion. “And the government can’t risk having a judge, a police officer, or a teacher being pantsed at work or in a Just for Laughs Gag. They must be covered with the impartial rind that signifies the separation of Church and Schlong.”