Drunk Florida man allegedly socks senior who asked him to stop masturbating

A senior who asked a drunk Florida man to stop pleasuring himself at a grocery store was allegedly socked in the face for his efforts.

According to CBS Miami, Kerry Vandergriff, 39, was allegedly caught with his pants down while choking his chicken in the Fresco Y Mas in Miami on Saturday afternoon.

Cops say an elderly man approached Vandergriff and asked him to stop cleaning his pipes. That’s when authorities alleged Vandergriff punched the old man, sending him to the ground.

The wanker then allegedly continued to beat on the defenceless senior.

The old man suffered a cut on the side of his face as a result of the alleged beating, CBS Miami reported. Vandergriff was arrested and refused to give authorities his name and birth date.

Cops say Vandergriff smelled of alcohol, had bloodshot eyes, slurred speech and couldn’t walk straight. He was transported to an area hospital, where he allegedly continued to pleasure himself in front of cops and medical staff.

Vandergriff was later transported to Turner Guilford Correctional Center. He faces several charges, which include batter on a person 65 or older, indecent exposure and disorderly intoxication.